Thunderdome

Two teams enter.
One team leaves.

Alright alright, enough messing around. No more disrespecting Dumbo, I mean Coach Tuberville & Co. In a mere two days the boys from Alabama will be entering the Thunderdome (aka The Swamp). And while the football gods smiled on those punks last season, I'm afraid nothing can save them this year. Not even a referee that can't tell the difference between an unintentional forward pass and a fumble.

Revenge is best served in a cold can of whoop ass. Picture a rhinoceros running over a bunny rabbit and you'll start to understand what I'm talking about.

Or better yet enjoy some more Kimbo Slice tackling a guy for $100. On Saturday the part of Kimbo will be played by my good friend and roommate Tony Joiner.