B.M.O.C.

Ok I alluded to this on yesterday's post, but I'm really baffled by all the attention. Everybody back in Gainesville is treating me like a superhero. Some people have called me the "Big Man On Campus" or BMOC since I arrived in town. Now I think it's safe to say you could call me:
"THE BIGGEST MAN ON ANY CAMPUS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE"
......but even that might be a slight understatement.