Just look at that awesome trophy with my name engraved on it. Oh sweet Heisman Trophy, with your perfectly strong stiff arm and rugged bronze shine, what shall I do with thee? Now that I have the trophy back at home in Gainesville I don't really have a place to put it. Everybody wants to come over and see it. I even had a girl ask if she could sit on the "stiff arm" if you know what I mean. Right now it's sitting on the coffee table but I need to find a better place for it. But not somewhere too prominent where I always see it and bask in how awesome it is to be the current holder of the Heisman and still have two years of playing in college. I mean seeing that trophy all the time could maybe make me lose some motivation. Everytime I look at it I am reminded that I'm the best player in all of college football. There are 119 teams with say 60 players each (so for those slow with math that's over 6000 players) and I've just been recognized as THE Best player in the sport. That's crazy! Crazy but true. Oh so true. Think about that too much and I could easily forget how I got there.
So I need some place to put it, a spot that will keep me in my place. Maybe I'll use it as a doorstop or something. Or maybe as a toilet paper holder. Yeah that's it - a toilet paper holder! I think I may be onto something here. So Gator fans - let me know if you have any good suggestions.
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