I don't even know who that dude is. I asked my dad about him and he just shrugged his shoulders and said "Chuck Norris can't play quarterback at Florida." So then I went onto IMDB.com to learn more about this dude, apparantly he used to be a really tough karate guy. Well I have my own version of karate. It's called "grab the football
and run over the defender while they cling helplessly to my back and I drag their pathetic ass 15 yards into the endzone." That's the Tebow version of karate.
In fact some of Chuck Norris' movies like Bells of Innocence make him look kinda gay. I won't see Brokeback Mountain and I will NOT see Bells of Innocence either. I bet there's a walk-on at Vanderbilt that could beat this guy up. I mean just look at that aerobics video and draw your own conclusions. I did see that he was in a movie called Delta Force. Now I know where TJ got that from. He kept calling me "Delta Force" a couple weeks back when four different Tri-Delts came over four days in a row. Thank you Carrie, Bridget, Gabrielle & Allison! I can probably fit you girls in again in a few more weeks. So please people, this request is personally coming straight from me, Tim Tebow - No more comparisons of me to Chuck Norris. Seriously, don't make me ask twice.
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