The Start of Everything

My name is Tim Tebow. I play football and people often tell me that I'm kind of a big deal. I can't complain if football makes me a hero to some people! I just like to get out there and run somebody over or throw that ball as far as I can. I must admit that playing football at the University of Florida does have it's perks. Like last year when Coach Meyer would put me in the game to finish the job for Leak. Nothing is better than the coach calling your number when your team is on the 5 yard line to go jam it in the endzone. Sometimes you just have to pull a play out of your butt and throw a jump pass to get it done. That's what I'm all about - Getting It Done.

I also like the fact that I get a steady stream of girls sending me their underwear every week. My collection is now up to 312 pairs. I get them in all sizes, even a pair of old granny panties. Judging from my collection I'd say the average waist size of female Florida fans is a size small. Note to the ladies - I like those stringy thongs, the ones like dental floss, and if you could spray some rose smelling perfume on them that would be even better.

I live with senior safety Tony Joiner. Coach Meyer hooked us up toegether. I like living with Tony, probably cause he's black. Tony's always playing this cool rap music and stuff. It's a lot different than that Christian Rock mom & dad made us listen to. Tony is also a pretty sharp dresser so he gives me fashion tips. One of the freshman on the team, Chris Rainey, was recently quoted as saying he's a "white-woman man." Well let me say this - I am a black-guy man. And as long as we've got a lot of fast black guys for me to throw the ball to this is going to be a great season!

So this is a little blog I started to chronicle my season. I thought it would be a good way to connect with the fans. I'll be posting stuff on here from time to time, some football related and some not. I hope you enjoy what you read. If you've got any good ideas for football plays I can pass them along to Coaches Meyer and Mullen. God Bless and Go Gators!