Also, this year we added something new. Ever see the movie Major League? Well that kind of inspired this one. We've got a cardboard cutout of Phil Fulmer in the locker room and he's holding a big food tray. Any time a player makes a good play in practice they get to slap a donut sticker on the tray. On Saturday, all good plays will earn a big piece of chocolate cake sticker to also add to the tray.
Our team nutritionists estimate Fulmer's current weight to be about 422 lbs. After the game, they'll be doing all their calculations factoring in the calories of each donut & piece of cake that we feed him to figure out a new weight for the big fatty. Our goal is to get Fulmer up to 450 lbs come Sunday. If that happens we believe enough plays were made for a solid victory over Tennessee. And judging by what's been going on in practice this week, 475 lbs might not be out of the question!
Lookout Tennessee we're coming for you and your fat ass coach too.
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